#Dentist begging the patient: “Could you help me? Could you give out a few of your loudest, most painful screams?”Patient: “Why? Doc, it isn’t all that bad this time.”Dentist: “There are so many people in the waiting room right now and I don’t want to miss the 5 o’clock ball game.”
#A nervous guy told the receptionist : “Hi, i came in to make my appointment with the dentist”She replied : “Sorry sir, but he’s out right now.”He : “Thanks a lot. When will he be out again ?”
#Little girl : “Daddy, when I grow up shall I become a heart-doctor or a tooth-doctor ”Daddy : “Dentist.”Little girl : “Why Daddy ?”Daddy : “We have only one heart, but 32 teeth!”
#Dentist: “Just let me finish and you will be another man after these cosmetic procedures.”Patient: Okay doc, but don’t forget to send your bill to the other man.”
#A husband and wife rush into the dentist’s office.Wife : “Hey doc! I want a tooth pulled. I don’t want gas or Novocain because I’m in a terrible hurry. Just pull the tooth as quickly as possible.”Dentist : “You’re a brave woman. Now, show me which tooth it is.”Wife turning to her husband : “Honey, open your mouth and show the dentist which tooth it is.”
#Patient: “It must be tough spending all day with your hands in someone’s mouth.”Dentist: “I just think of it as having my hands in their wallet.”
#Patient: “Doctor, I have yellow teeth, what do I do?”Dentist: “Wear a brown tie.”
Dentist after examining a lady : “I am sorry to tell you this, but I am going to have to drill a tooth.”Woman : “Ooooohhhh, I’d rather have a baby!”Dentist : “Make up your mind, I have to adjust the chair.”
#A lady walks in a dentist’s office. The she pulled her panties down, lifted up her skirt and spread her legs wide open.Shocked, the dentist says,” Ma’am, the Gynecologist’s office is upstairs! I’m a dentist.”She replied,” Well, You are the one who made my husband’s denture last month and YOU HAVE to take it out now!”
#A dentist friend of mine had a T-shirt that said on the front: “Let me put my tool in your mouth” And, on the back: “…and I will fill your cavity.”
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